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Merch for people who keep the internet running.

Mugs, posters and reference gear for network engineers, sysadmins and SREs. Original designs, printed in the USA — plus digital tools you can use tonight.

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Network Ops Runbook (Notion + PDF)

$12.00

The 3am checklist, written before 3am.

Digital · instant delivery

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It's Always DNS Mug

$16.95

The classic excuse, immortalized in ceramic.

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Subnet & Ports Cheat Sheet Poster

$24.00

The one chart every desk is missing.

Instant digital delivery

Checklists and wallpapers that land in your inbox in minutes.

Best seller

Network Ops Runbook (Notion + PDF)

$12.00

The 3am checklist, written before 3am.

Digital · instant delivery

Instant download

Terminal Aesthetic Wallpaper Pack Vol.1

$6.00

Six screens of pure command-line calm.

Digital · instant delivery

Insider by design

Every joke is written by someone who has carried a pager. If it needs a footnote, it doesn't ship.

Printed in the USA

Made to order by US print partners — fresh ink, no warehouse dust, fast delivery.

Built by a network engineer

The reference sheets are the ones we always wished existed. Quality over quantity.

New drops, zero spam

One email a week: new designs, free cheat sheets, and the occasional 3am story.